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4-11 “September Song”
Sorry for the delay in publishing! I’ve been doing a lot of hiking, and I’m just now back in civilization. The Facts girls have also been getting a lot of exercise. They’ve got…
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3-6 “Give and Take”
Every now and then Facts reminds us that Mrs. G is a grown-ass woman and the girls, though wonderful, are young and immature and can be little shits. To begin this episode, we…
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5-2 “Brave New World” (part 2 of 2)
When we last spent time with Mrs. Garrett and the girls, Mrs. G had just decided to open up Edna’s Edibles in the Peekskill building that her son bought for her. Jo was…
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5-1 “Brave New World” (part 1 of 2)
As season four wrapped up, Jo and Blair had graduated and were headed off to Langley College down the road, and Miko and Alex had come to Eastland. The future of the girls’…
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2-6: “Shoplifting”
Joanna Marie Polniaczek is the tough girl with the brain of a genius and the heart of a lion. She was an important role model to me, and, I’ve heard, to other LGBTQ…
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2-14, “Pretty Babies”
Blair is on the phone with this week’s never-seen-boyfriend, Scott. He’s obsessed with Blair’s eyes apparently, you know, those “chestnut brown eyes with green and gold flecks.” Jo is disgusted, Mrs. Garrett is…
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Honeymoon/Vacation!
After a very short engagement, my husband and I got married in December. We are now taking our honeymoon to Oktoberfest in Germany. I tell you this only because it means I won’t…
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Hallmark Attacks: A half-assed reunion on Monday
Check this out: That’s from the Hallmark Channel’s Home and Family show. This isn’t Lisa Whelchel and Kim Fields’s first go at a Hallmark Channel thing, and that thing doesn’t give me much…
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Short Engagements: What do I have in common with Mrs. Garrett and Jo?
According to wedding website The Knot, the average engagement is fourteen months. Tootie was likely engaged for something like that. She got engaged in episode 9-7 and was still engaged, planning her wedding,…
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5-6 “The Halloween Show” (part 2)
Muahahahahaha! Happy continuing Halloween week, readers! I left you with a cliffhanger last post. The girls and Mrs. Garrett have only just moved into Edna’s Edibles, and they’ve discovered that there was a…